Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Hobbes: Isn't your pants zipper supposed to be in the front?

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
-- Doctor Who

I was going to get personalized plates for my car, but "backoffstupid" had way too many letters. --Maxine